Saturday 31 May 2008

It was not the fall of the Empire, but it felt like it might be the shadows of it.

Declan Donnelan bestrides the theatrical world like a Colossus. His company, Cheek by Jowl, has grown from ground-breaking fringe productions in the eighties, to being a huge theatrical enterprise, perhaps the nearest thing the theatre world has to a Hollywood studio. They run three or four internationally touring shows in tandem, playing in top venues wherever they go, with workshops, academic tie-ins, and of course the book of the man himself (The Actor and The Target) touted along the way.

I read the book. It seemed like common sense, which is a scarce enough quantity in theatreland, so I could see how it was useful.

Then I saw the Cheek by Jowl Russian-language version of Chekhov's Three Sisters in Cambridge last year, and it was brilliant, heartbreaking, fantastic. The Russian subtitles were gloriously crude (The ready-made translations by Frayn et al seem to aim at Oscar Wilde, falling short of course). The sisters moved balletically, the soldiers proudly, pathetically, and the old man seemed hardly to move at all: I have never seen large groups so well orchestrated: it was Picasso to Trevor Nunn's Renoir. In one scene, the drunk soldiers staged a mock funeral for a comrade, which ended in the would-be corpse chasing the rest round with obols on his eyes, a sick and glorious blind-man's-buff. Here, I said to myself, is a director who is equal to the old Russian doctor, who can match the intelligence, wit, and despair of the words a physical world every inch as good: as far as actors, the exact physical tic to go with each verbal tic, overactors put down, character before heroism in every case, each neurosis lovingly displayed, not a trick missed in the script, and with setpieces that seemed to see as deep into the farce and glory of it all as Chekhov himself.

In short, I bought into the myth entirely. Until this evening.

For example: Whoever was behind the idea to cover up the large and gorgeous Barbican auditorium and build a substandard traverse set on the stage should be sacked. The set creaked, the lighting wasn't bright enough, and the acoustics were so bad that the poor actors had to yell at each other. Why buy a mansion and then build a bungalow in one of the rooms?

It was this, principally, which made me think that Donnelan's fame had sent him to pot. Perhaps it was not hubris on his part, but perhaps he prefers to take a back seat, content - like Achilles - to lounge in his tent and be fed grapes by some young Patroclus while assistants and deputys squabblingly fought in his name failing to conquer the walls of the audience's opinion.

Left with a long narrow set like a running track, the actors spent half the time yelling at each other from either end, and half running up and down, training for the Olympics.

Thursday 29 May 2008

The pleasure of ticking theatrical boxes

I didn't realise that the revolutionaries in Les Miserables failed, but they do. As it turns out, the revolution of the play is not that of '79 but one set in 1832, which is put down, in line with French history of that era (I must assume, my sense of French history being terrible).

The question is, why didn't I know this? How had I managed not to know the plot of Les Miserables, despite the fact that it has been on for 123432809543 years? For many people, a knowledge of the plot, characters, and songs of Les Mis arrives at around Key Stage 2. And considering how long it has been on, you'd think everyone would know, including me. 'Are there really no cheap seats left?' I had asked the ticket man. 'No,' he said, despondently: 'you'd think everyone would have seen it by now.'

But the thing that was so charming about the play was the fact that it was so bloody quirky, despite being a mainstay of the West End.

For a start, the plot is weird. The main character, Jean Valjean, is a kind of rescued thief turned bourgeouis, turned revolutionary, who ends the play singing harmonies to the main tune from beyond the grave. Otherwise, the plot is Dickensian, with good Dickensian devices like revelations in courtrooms, drownings, economic satire, a bourgeouis heroine sequestered by a Lear-like father, and deaths, deaths deaths deaths, like they are in Dickens, i.e. with lots of meaning attached to them.

To give one example, there is a character - Javert, my program tells me - who kills himself. He kills himself because, having hunted down a certain criminal for years, he finally finds himself at the mercy of said criminal, who holds a rifle to his head with instructions to kill him, but releases him. Javert finds that he cannot live his life once it has been gifted him by the man he lived to destroy, and so kills himself instead. I would bet £10 that this is the most complicated, dark and philosophical reason for any nightly death in the West End currently.

My gripe has to do with Trevor Nunn, who has waved his wand over this production, and done his best to make it dull, glittering and still. Nunn is like a nun, (the ecclesiastical type) predictable in what he does, but never really exciting. He is the king of stasis. He brings to life tiny moments very well, but cannot seem to choreograph animation for large scenes. His direction is rigid: significant moments must happen at such and such a point. As such the direction and set exist around the actors like a sarcophagus or whited sepulchre: beautiful but absolutely rigid, encasing the actors.

Of course, it is no mistake that he has stuck his oar in with West End shows: his direction promises a maximum of fixity, certain small but guaranteed results over a run. One feels that the investors like him because he is the safe bet. However, as an audience member, you get the same frustration that you get playing someone who beats you at pool by being consistent but not brilliant. You know the type? 3 pints of beer down, you veer from physics-defying brilliance to complete incompetence, but in the end lose because your opponent has sunk one ball per turn.

After such a long career, Nunn seems to be immovable. When, in twenty years time, I finally make it as a West-End director, and put on my stage spectacular where a reconstruction German U-boat is eaten by a dinosaur animated by Chinese puppeteers, it will fold within days, because I have made various directorly mistakes, i.e. cast someone in the lead who I wanted to sleep with but who couldn't sing, drawn up plans for a mechanical set so complicated it kills two cast membersduring rehearsals, and chosen a script so impenetrable that no-one understands it.

As I drink anti-freeze beneath the statue of Eros in Picadilly Circus, and cry to myself, I will see through my tears that a new Trevor Nunn show will be opening. The man himself, fortified by every increased amounts of hair-dye, will have opened another one. As the weeks pass and I drink more anti-freeze, the show will run and run, eventually gaining such a reputation for precision and predictability that the BBC will use certain stage effects in the second half to set their broadcast clocks by.

This direction can work, given a cast who are bouncing off of the walls with enough energy of their own. His production of Cymbeline in Cambridge was great, for example. But for this one...hmmm.

In any case, it was a good night, and a good play. Hanging around with a lot of theatre types, it is easy to pick up snobbery about what is popular, and what has been running a long time, but at the end of the day these plays have been running a long time because they are entertaining. And even if going to see them is an exercise in theatrical box-ticking, who says that ticking boxes cannot be entertaining?

That sounds like the idea for a play. Now I just need a place for the u-boat...

Friday 23 May 2008

The Bong-bird of St Reefersburg

Various circumstances have conspired to stop me seeing much theatre recently: so here is a temporary lapse into a concert review. Many apologies: normal service will resume shortly.

http://www.grebenshikovconcert.com/index.html

Last Monday I went to see Boris Purushottoma Grebenshikov perform at the Royal Albert Hall. I had never heard of him, but he is big news: a Russian rock star, poet and dissident, who emerged in the early 80s but was promptly suppressed by the Soviet regime, and who then rode the fallout energy of the Soviet Union to great success. Unlike Vaclav Havel, who rode his new status into politics, Boris stayed in music. However, there is still a big agenda - to guide people to enlightenment, through a particular type of Hindu spirituality espoused by a recently deceased guru called Sri Chimnoy.

The relevance of this is that Sir Chimney (as I couldn't help of thinking of him) had amassed enough money- in his life of helping various rich people on their way to spiritual harmony- to let Boris perform a free concert in the Royal Albert Hall last Monday. And so, with a kind invitation from a Russian cultural guide and drinking buddy, I went along.

Boris himself, as he takes to stage, is hard to quantify. The build of a bouncer, the beard of Rasputin, the glasses of Lennon, ears from Buddha, an earring from the 80s, and the clothes of a roadie. The set is his rock music replayed by an orchestra of crack folk musicians.

There is a man with a bodhran, with a slightly furtive air about him, as befits a man who plays the bodhran, the timpani or the triangle - instruments of childlike simplicity which nonetheless can get you onto a big stage if you remember not to giggle. Throughout the set he is making eyes at a woman who plays a bewildering array of ethnic string instruments, pulling out a new and even more primitive one for each song, until I swear she is playing an empty tissue box with rubber bands over in a Blue Peter style by the end. She was next to another woman who was like an Asian version of Joss Stone, and sat pretending to be in Sri Chimnoy's garden and not actually surrounded by microphones and loads of people. She played, when she deigned to, the sitar. The stage was filled with similar folk virtuosi.

The vast majority of the songs were in Russian, but fear not - from the sound of each I was able to guess the subject matter, which I noted down next to the song number during the concert. Here are some of the notes I took during the evening:

"#3 This song is about a large truck."

"#4 Boris has taken his glasses off. Now we are in his inner sanctum, hearing his secret thoughts in a very intimate song. I wish I could understand what he is saying."

"#5 This one is about a girl who gets crushed in a landslide. She was top of the class. On second thoughts the song is too epic to be about a girl who gets crushed in a landslide. It is about a girl whose man goes away and then comes back on a horse. She would like to take him in her arms but she realises that she can't because while he was away she was crushed by a landslide."

"#7 This is a barnstormer about a man who has split up with his girlfriend and tries to cook himself the things his girlfriend always cooked for them. He fails and the meal is disgusting. He curses the absent girlfriend vehemently, and eats the whole thing anyway in defiance."

"#8 A man lets his prize racing pigeons go free. The one pigeon that he had always loved most shuns freedom and comes back to him. It sings on the lawn at his feet. He is mowing the lawn and doesn't hear it because of the noise, and so he mows it to pieces."

Now, apparently Boris used to play quite hardcore rock. Around this time in the concert I began to wonder whether Alex Turner or Pete Doherty would turn Hindu on us in old age and play these kind of gigs, with 'You Can't Stand Me Now' done with Uillean Pipes and Tin Whistle, or 'I Bet That You Look Good on the Dancefloor' done with Tabla, Harmonium and Sitar.

The one musician tenaciously hanging on from the rock days was the keyboard player, who looked consistently disillusioned with the softcore world music versions of the songs being played. I imagined him cheekily slipping his keyboard into the 'ethnic instruments' register, then playing bum notes in order to get some of the other musicians sacked.

- 'Boris the Song-Bird of St Petersburg!' [so I imagine the rest of the band have to address the leading Boris] 'You have to get rid of the sarangi player. Did you hear her hitting an F-sharp over the D-minor backing?'
- 'Be quiet lesser Boris' [the keyboard player is also called Boris] 'I saw your keyboard set to register 443, you're fooling no-one.'

Apart from the simmering rage of the keyboard player, there was also the rivalry of Brian Finnegan and Premik Russell Tubbs, the two flautists of the evening. Premik was a tall, hollow-cheeked, priestly looking chap, as likely to bless the flute as to blow it, whereas Brian looked like a cross between a young Paul Gascoigne and Moby, but with the attitude of the former. At one point Brian cut into one of Premik's saintly solos and blasted out some top flute playing as a retort: I thought we were up for an epic flute battle, but Premik wimped out and never came back with a counter attack.

"#11 opens on a long prayer to Ganesh from the man with the harmonium. This one is upbeat. It tells about how all of the animals in the tundra have their place in the cycles of natures. The ocelot says 'Hey yeah I'm going to eat you mr vole'. The vole says 'hey that's cool mr ocelot' and everyone is happy. The song is quite short because the tundra is not very biodiverse and so not many animals can talk to each other."

"#14 is about a bridge. The people go past in their cars without thinking about what it took to build the bridge - the blood of innocent men! The songs treats the other things that civilisation has created - printing presses, mobile phones, microwaves, forklifts etc, also built with the blood of innocent men."

"#15 a 7yr old son addresses his mother, who he thinks is wonderful. He asks her to explain the world."

Around this time I began to ponder the peculiar fate of the Uillean Harp. It was a lovely instrument, but has now been completely spoilt, because no matter how beautiful the harmony, it instantly makes people think of the Titanic theme video, and Celine Dion touching herself on a big boat.

"#20 sounds a bit like the Beatles. It is a song addressed to the last boy alone at a school disco, sung to him by the condom machine in the men's toilets, along the lines of 'don't worry' etc. It is a waltz in 6/4."

"21 This is an upbeat one about what the singer is going to do to his wife when they get home. It has a slight tension because, in the song, they are on a bus and people are beginning to give the singing man dirty looks. On the last chorus, everyone in the band and the audience joins in singing about what they will do to the wife when they get home."

The moment when a choir appeared dressed all in white, I had a flashback to a Christian concert I went to when I was about 11 and having a bit of a religious phase. As I remember, the concert helped me get over my pubescent religiosity, because I eventually realised that I couldn't carry on attending religious events if the music was going to be so cheesy.

Brian Finnegan, playing what his testicles told him rather than what Sri Chimnoy might have wanted, was out on his own: likewise, a few upbeat numbers, where the band really started swinging, left the audience aching to hear more in that vein. But then the song-bird of St Petersburg would sit down again on his stool and drift into another noodling meditative medley. As my Russian guide explained, "his music has changed because he mostly smokes cannabis now."

Thursday 15 May 2008

Tragedy, Edith Piaf, and Toast

Just been to see King Lear at the Globe.

Year 7 science taught me an important fact about Tragedy. It wasn't just the fact that we deliberately destroyed every shred of self-respect that our teacher could cobble together every lesson -(although we did)- It was the difference between a reversible and irreversible reaction.

A reversible reaction is something like water - ice. It can go both ways. An irreversible reaction, so went the immortal example, is something like bread turning into toast. Once bread has become toast it cannot unbecome toast. Here, as it were, are the seeds of tragedy.

Bear with me.

Plays are essentially reversible reactions pretending to be irreversible, i.e. man standing up to man lying down (reversible) masquerading as man alive to man dead (irreversible). For tragedies to work, the actors have to make us believe that irreversible things really are happening. We need to watch the stage, gripped in the complete belief that something - beauty, youth, love, truth, hope - whatever - is being forever consumed, burnt up, destroyed, toasted, and can never be replaced. We see terrible things happen to the characters, and we want to see it almost physically eat away at them, because then we can believe.

Real life can go one better than tragedies in this respect. If we believe the papers, and believe that Amy Winehouse is destroying herself, then we are fascinated by her. Although I doubt it, I sometimes believe she is killing herself to some extent, and as a result I find her otherwise demure stage presence gripping.

Edith Piaf is a better example, by virtue of the fact that she was a 20th century Winehouse who has already completed the journey through genius, drugs, to death. Her early records are a mix a barnstorming music hall melodies with maudlin sentimentality. Towards the end of her career when (so I hear), eaten away by heroin, every performance could be her last, sentimental songs take over. Predictable, perhaps.

But there is nonetheless something else interesting happening in the arrangements. The melodies swell up to and finish on long, high bravura notes which would be a challenge for any singer in decent health, let alone an ageing junkie. However the arrangers kept on putting these notes in: the later the songs, the longer and higher the notes. The early songs don't have any of this, which makes sense, because Piaf's voice didn't even suit it. She wasn't an opera singer, after all. However these notes are there as a framework for a cruel kind of exhibition, a way of stringing out a dying performer over greater and greater lengths. Because this is where the fascination lay. The grim fascination in seeing someone struggle to come up to performance, all the time knowing that the shock to the system could be fatal. With these high notes, it is all -can she? Can't she? Will she make it? The fascination is of seeing something - life - consumed, eaten up, onstage.

As I have said, the best performances of tragedy are where there appear to be irreversible reactions in the actors. However, directors have devised various ways to get this 'once and once only' effect through props or sets rather than actors. In Tim Supple's production of A Midsummer Night's Dream, there were some poor sods whose job it was to paste up paper as a huge backcloth over some scaffolding, which the actors could then burst through at the beginning of the play. I heard of a Complicité in which all props, some costumes, and a lot of the set, were torn or folded from long rolls of paper rolled out all the length of the playing space. Then there was Auto Auto, the German musical/performance piece, where two performers cut up and destroyed a car, making music out of the component parts as they went. In all of these, props or the set are deliberately destroyed every performance.

Watching these onstage tricks can be disappointing, however, Watching a glass smash on stage, the instant reaction can be ... hmm, a glass smashed on stage, I wonder how much that is costing them over the run. I.e. it doesn't convince us of the irreversibility of the moment.

Hence I didn't go to Auto Auto because I heard they were too gentle with the car. So it is with drama as well: when I watch it I want to feel like I have seen something properly destroyed, properly irreversibly toasted. And this Lear comes close. David Calder is at his best in II, 4, in a magnificent rant at his daughters which seemed in my eyes to be one moment the earth-crushing rage of a titan, and the next to be the embarassing tantrum of an old man. His onstage stamping was magnificent. I have never seen anyone stamp like I have seen David Calder stamp this evening.

However, the diagnosis of the performance must wait for another time, because unfortunately it doesn't belong to the point about toast.

Sunday 4 May 2008

Cabaret - The Microwaved West End version, or the Real Thing?

I decided to celebrate Boris Johnson's victory in the mayoral election by going to see Cabaret, a musical about the rise of Nazism in Germany.

The enjoyable message being peddled is that 'life is a cabaret', in short that that life is short and so you may as well enjoy yourself. The only problem with this production is that the 'life is short' message comes across rather too strongly, and 'you may as well enjoy yourself' is lost in the historical doom and gloom which sweeps across the production.

The hero, Clifford, is a mongrel creation. Cabaret's creators.turned Christopher Isherwood (upper-class English homosexual) into a middle-class straight-seeming American to create the role, and it is played on stage by someone English. The character sinks somewhere in the middle of the Atlantic. Much more enjoyable is Herr Schulz, Jewish/German costermonger who woos his landlady by bringing her a pineapple and saying that, if he could, he would fill her whole room with pineapples. I would congratulate the actor by name but I left my program in the theatre.

The evening's entertainment is presided over by the 'Emcee' character, who up until recently had been played by Julian Clary, but is now done by Alistair McGowan. Again, there is something slightly odd about casting McGowan, who is probably most known for playing a henpecked Beckham, to be the personification of everything that is wild, sordid, sexual and so on.

However this character has the best 'turns' on stage: a routine where he plays a man with two women in his bed (lots of fun with a mechanical rolling bed fitted with curtains to reveal rubber breasts, fake penises and so on) and a routine with a specially adapted costume - from the front McGowan was a bridegroom, but the rear of the suit was made out to be a wedding dress with a mask on top, so that he could turn around and dance the part of the bride. The final one involved McGowan dancing in an excellently made fat suit whose balloons were eventually popped by surrounding dancers.

The strangeness of the play in part results from these nuggets of stagecraft ( the 'cabaret' element of the play ) being tacked onto the the story of the mainplot, which is a slow-moving and not-very-moving tragedy concerning two relationships breaking up under the rise of Nazism. The latter is standard sentimental musical fare, made for a dedicated audience, nice lighting and lots of stage machinery. The cabaret 'turns' are the result of an entirely different economic form, in which performers have 6 minutes total to grab the attention of a more-or-less drunk audience. These nights still exist - I have stage-managed one at the Clerkenwell Theatre ( http://www.timeout.com/london/clubs/events/645517/warped-a_journey_through_the_ages_of_variety.html ) which is highly recommended. At this night I have seen a woman rip a piece of newspaper the width of a hand apart with the crack of a whip, from 5ft away. The audience member holding the sheet of paper was suitably impressed and scared. I have seen a man walk on his hands across the stage whilst swinging a hoop from his foot.

The point is that, in the unforgiving conditions of cabaret nights only routines which have all the invention and choreography of much longer productions, or some incredible skills, packed into a very tight timeframe, will survive. As a result, when put into a baggy musical, they make the baggy musical look rather uninteresting by comparison. Especially when the baggy musical sits on top of the excellent cabaret material and makes it do its bidding: to wit the routines in which the dancers were directed to dance languidly signalling 'decadence', or in which the heroine must be impeded from singing by her tears in the final number. Brel never had to snuffle during a song to broadcast emotion.

To put the above in other terms, this is a production with a split personality. Unfortunately the West-End musical element believes itself to be superior to the Cabaret element, and sits on it, whereas in my book, even though cabaret is 'low-culture' and therefore may be seen to be below a musical, it is often technically superior. The musical side of this production could have learnt a lot from the cabaret side. But it didn't. It talked down to it, made it do the household chores, and sat eating Nutella out of the jar and watching television. And thus 'Cabaret' was born.

All in all a good production, but only interesting for those genuine cabaret routines it revives. Check out 'Warped' instead, at the Clerkenwell Theatre every Saturday, for the real thing.